A Christian publisher is withdrawing copies of the "Breast Cancer Awareness Bible," from stores because the Bible helped raised money for the Susan G. Komen Foundation, which contributes to Planned Parenthood.Oh, well, it's Planned Parenthood, and that's a bad name among Christians. They probably put all of those funds to aborting fetuses and dancing naked in a wiccan circle, the heathens. So I guess it's okay.
"Though we have assurances that Komen's funds are used only for breast-cancer screening and awareness, it is not in keeping with LifeWay's core values to have even an indirect relationship with Planned Parenthood," he saidOh, so the money's all going to breast cancer screening and research? Well...but it is Planned Parenthood, and they're evil bastards, what with the aborting and promoting promiscuity and whatnot. Just fund some other company doing breast cancer screening and research.
"In all cases, Komen funding is used exclusively to provide breast cancer programs, including clinical breast exams conducted by trained medical personnel," stated the release. "It's important to note that Komen will only make grants to non-profit organizations. As many mammography providers are for-profit entities, we are only to fund mammography services through grants made to local non-profit service providers."So you're saying that you really just went for the group that's going to do the most good in the community? Well, okay then, but still, our Bible-money shouldn't go to such an evil, underhanded organization, no matter how much good it does!
As long as there are vulnerable communities in need, said the release, "Komen will fund the facilities that can best meet those needs."
The Komen Foundation issued a statement Thursday afternoon contending that there were "no dollars going to Planned Parenthood programs" from sales of the Bibles....crap.
So basically the Bibles were pulled from the shelves because a portion of proceeds went to an organization that redistributed said funds to nonprofits that would help with breast cancer screenings, awareness, and the all-important research....but that organization sometimes put funds into Planned Parenthood-sponsored breast cancer clinics.
How very righteous of them.